An award for the celebrity with the best of the asset.
BEST HAIR
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Oh Zooey, how I love you. I would go lesbian for you any day. Any day.
BEST BOOBS
KATY PERRY
The boobs are au naturale, not to mention, you have an awesome name *cough cough*
BEST UGLY CLOTHES
LADY GAGA
I am hear the kids in third-world countries crying for all that wasted meat.
BEST EYES
TYRA BANKS
This girl is so fierce it's starting to look creepy.
BEST BODY
ZAC EFRON
And...
ROB EVANS (AKA TYRA BANK'S NEW BEAU)
*drools*
BEST PLAYER
TAYLOR SWIFT
Here's a quick list of all the BFs and hookups she had since she came into the spotlight, which, let's face it wasn't that long ago. And yes, I'm am jealous for her ability to pick up guys so easily. *
1. Ed Sheeran (Ikr!? WTF)
2. Tom Odell (hun...who's that?)
3. Harry Styles (ehh)
4. Conor Kennedy (Robert Kennedy Jr's son)
5. Jake Gyllenhal (yea honey, he's ten years older than you)
6. Zac Efron (OH FUCK NO THATS MY HUSBAND)
7. John Mayer ("youuur body is a wonderlaaaand, use my hands")
8. Taylor Lautner (he's so freaking tan and hot but all I think of him as Shark Boy...)
9. Lucas Till (X-Men star!)
10. Joe Jonas (yeaaa, never was into him or his brothers)
11. Cory Monteith
12. Chord Overstreet
13. Toby Hemingway
14. Eddie Redmayne
15. Garrett Hedlund
*list not in chronological order
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