Saturday, July 20, 2013

Making & Storing Tomato Sauce

The spring of this year, my grandma stayed over at my house for about two to three months. During that time interval she had the brilliant idea of growing tomatoes, a plant she never before tried growing which is weird since tomatoes are so commonly grown.

After she went back to live in her own house, the Roma tomatoes she planted all germinated and my dad had the brilliant idea of not thinning the little tomato plants, meaning he let them grow super densely together so that they formed a miniture tomato forest in my backyard.

This resulted in a problem.

There's TOO MANY TOMATOES IN MY HOUSE.

LIKE WAY TOO MANY.

LOOK AT ALL MY BABIES.
(After taking this picture, I was informed by my dad that there were still two more buckets of tomatoes hiding in the back of the fridge...)


and yes, those green things sticking out are beans...


I have bucket loads of red things that I have to think of every way possible to consume. I make tomato mozzerella salad, put them in my caesar salad, sprinkle them up with sugar and eat them, make tomato soup, put them in my spaghetti, give them out in bucket loads to my neighbors, BUT THEYRE NOT GOING AWAY.

In fact, our wonderful garden is providing more and more on a daily basis.

just wonderful.

So my dad makes me think of a way to use up all these tomatos;  I decided to make some homemade tomato sauce and preserve them in jars.

Here's what I did:

Boil enough water to submerge the tomatoes


Wash the tomatoes


Score the flower-budding ends with Xs

prepare an ice-water bath

Once the water is boiling add in the scored tomatoes and continue boiling for about 2-3 minutes until skin starts to break and peel open on its own
Pour the tomatoes into the ice bath

The peeling part should be easy. The skin comes right off.

They remind me of human muscles when you peel the skin off.

LOOK AT ALL THAT SKIN
Dump those naked tomatoes into a pot.

Watch it slowly melt in pain. Cook unlided for about twenty minutes or until the water is reduced and the sauce is thick. Add diced onions, basil leaves, salt, and a bit of oregano.
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Clean out glass jars and cook them, and the lids, so the bacteria die in agony.

Then with tongs, or your bare hands if you want to be burned, take them out and the water should quickly evaporate off and dry.

After pouring the sauce into the jars (make sure you use a spoon to scoop it in, DO NOT POUR STRAIGHT FROM THE POT, TRUST ME I TRIED IT), secure the lid and cook the jar for about 2 minutes until the water is boiling again. And yes, I used a pickle jar. 

Store the sauce up to a year if frozen or refridgerate for 2-3 months.
Use it in lasagna and spaghetti recipes, to top vegetables, and to make tomato sauce flavored ice cream. I'm not even joking my dad tried doing that, he mixed diced tomatos with vanilla ice cream and added some of my sauce, and made me try some. It had this weird, tangy sweet and salty flavor.



Photo Credits to Me! 


  Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

Thursday, July 4, 2013

My 8 Favorite Disney Songs

Although I am quick to announce my dislike for Disneyland and it's horrors of endless three hour ride lines and the incessant noise of annoying kids as well as the ridiculous prices they charge, I love love LOVE Disney songs.

Praise the lord and extol them.

These are the songs I grew up to, the songs that shaped our childhoods.

Not the rap songs about sex, clubbing, weed, and alcohol that they play on the radio today (although I usually listen to that stuff too).

The other day I was hanging with my sister and we started talking about Disney movies. And I realized that since she was born in 2004, she missed out on so many great childhood movies the kids in the 90s experienced! So for the past month, I had a Disney movie marathon with her- one Disney movie a night.

And after all the wonderful throwback memories and sing-alongs here are the 8 songs we concluded that were the best and most memorablest...

Song #8

Make a Man Out of You - Mulan



Song #7

Tale as Old as Time - Beauty and the Beast



Song #6

I Won't Say I'm in Love - Hercules



Song #5

Under the Sea - The Little Mermaid



Song #4

 Be Our Guest - Beauty and the Beast



Song #3

A Whole New World - Aladdin



Song #2

Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid



Song #1

Reflection - Mulan 




Hope you enjoyed!



  Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

3 Songs that are Stuck in My Head

Well, the title basically says it all.

Here are three songs that are stuck in my head and driving me crazy.

1. Miguel feat. Mariah Carey "Beautiful"
 

2.  Ariana Grande feat. Mac Miller "The Way"


3. Daft Punk "Random Access Memory Vanderway Remix"




Enjoy. 



    Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

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Saturday, June 1, 2013

Top Ten Notorious Serial Killers

From already reading my other blog posts, you should have already induced that I am a very weird person.

Yes, you might argue that we're all weird to some degree and extent, but the truth is some people are just more weird.

For me, I have odd fascinations with cats, cannibalistic behavior (meaning I analyze their cultural influences not me actually committing cannibalism), and pure, good old serial killers.

Now just because I enjoy researching about cannibalism and serial killers doesn't mean I'm cannibalistic or commit murders. Just because I like cats doesn't mean I'm a cat.

I'm just your typical high school kid that likes to play Minecraft during her spare time, blogs, travels with the family, eats rare bloody steak, and on top of that, enjoys the twisted world of these killers.

What is it that makes a person become so demented and deprived of humanity?

What influences cause them to view others as inferiorities, not lives, mere objects that can be easily disposed of?

So from these years of Criminal Minds episodes and checking out library books on gruesome murders, I bring you Top Ten Most Notorious Serial Killers. Credits to Listverse for their article on this topic, much love.

Side-note: I also wanted to do something on killers around the world and the evilest female killers but I think I can save that for another post.

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10. Ted Bundy [November 24, 1946 – January 24, 1989]

Bundy is perhaps one of the most infamous serial killers in American history. He killed scores of young women by means of strangling and bludgeoning. He was also had a case of necrophilia, which meant that he was sexually attracted to corpses. "On death row, Bundy admitted to decapitating at least a dozen of his victims with a hacksaw. He kept the severed heads later found on Taylor Mountain in his room or apartment for some time before finally disposing of them. Bundy also confessed to visiting his victims’ bodies over and over again at the Taylor Mountain body dump site. He stated that he would lie with them for hours, applying makeup to their corpses and having sex with their decomposing bodies until putrefaction forced him to abandon the remains."-Listverse.


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9. Javed Iqbal Mughal [1956?-2001]

Mughal is was a serial killer from  Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan. He shamelessly lured young boys into his lair them raped them, strangled them, and finally cut up their bodies into little pieces and stored them into drums of hydrochloric acid to be dissolved. After the bodies were completely liquefied, he dumped the acid into Ravi River. In total, he killed more than 100 young boys. His death sentence was a mere hanging, but before the date of his execution, he committed suicide by strangling himself with blankets.


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8. John George Haigh [July 24, 1909 — August 10, 1949]

Haigh, also known as the "Acid-Bath Murderer", was a serial killer from England. He was known to kill his victims and after, dumping their bodies into forty-gallon drums of sulphuric acid. After disposing of the bodies, he forged their property and legal papers, committing property theft. The three leftover gallbladders that did not dissolve into sludge, gave Haigh away to the authorities.


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  7. Dennis Rader [1945-life in prison: still alive]

Rader, a serial killer who mudered at least ten people in Sedgwick County, Kansas, was known as the BTK killer. BTK stood for "bind", "torture", and "kill".
Rader viewed the murders as "projects" and wrote extensively to the media and police about his murders and boasting of them. He did not rape his victims, but rather received sexual release from the screams of pain and terror. He tended to gather up the family members all together and kill them together, masturbating with their underwear afterwards until ejaculation.


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6. Joachim Kroll [1933-1991]

Kroll was a German serial killer and cannibal. "He was known as the Ruhr Cannibal (Ruhrkannibale), and the Duisburg Man-Eater (Duisburger Menschenfresser)"-Listverse. Kroll was finally caught for his murders after the murder of Marion Ketter a four-year old girl. "The police went up to Kroll’s apartment and found the body of the Ketter girl cut up: some parts were in the fridge, a hand was cooking in a pan of boiling water and the intestines were found stuck in the waste-pipe.Kroll said that he often sliced portions of flesh from his victims to cook and eat them, claiming that he did this to save on his grocery bills. In custody, he believed that he was going to get a simple operation to cure him of his homicidal urges and would then be released from prison. "-Listeverse. Kroll was given nine life sentences and died from a heart attack in prison.


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5. Andrei Chikatilo [1936-February 14, 1994]

" Andrei Chikatilo was a Ukrainian serial killer, nicknamed the Butcher of Rostov and ‘The Red Ripper.’"-Listverse. He killed a total of 52 women and children. When killing his victims, he had to slash and stab them in order to achieve sexual arousal and climax. " In the USSR at the time, reports of crimes like child rape and serial murder were often suppressed by the state-controlled media, as such crimes were regarded as being common only in 'hedonistic capitalist nations'."-Listverse. So therefore his crimes were not known to the public until long after his first murder. During his trial, he was famously kept in a cage where he would be protected from the angry relatives of the deceased.




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4. Albert Fish [1870-1936]

"Albert Fish, also known as the Gray Man, the Werewolf of Wysteria and possibly the Brooklyn Vampire, boasted that he molested over 100 children, and was a suspect in at least five killings." -Listverse. He was visited in prison by the mother of one of his victims, a young boy named Billy. Fish said to his mother, "I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears, nose, slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood. I made a stew out of his ears, nose, pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good. Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy. In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did."



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3.  Jeffery Dahmer [1960-November 28, 1994]

" Dahmer murdered at least 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991, with the majority of the murders occurring between 1989 and 1991. His murders were particularly gruesome, involving acts of forced sodomy, necrophilia, dismemberment, and cannibalism"-Listverse. When police discovered the bodies, they were stored in his apartments in acid-filled vats, severed heads in the fridge, and altars of candles and skulls in the closet. "Accusations soon surfaced that Dahmer had practiced necrophilia, cannibalism, and possibly a form of trepanation in order to create so-called zombies"- Listverse.

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2. Richard Trenton Chase [May 23, 1950 – December 26, 1980]

Chase was an American serial killer who committed six murders in one month in California. "He earned the nickname The Vampire of Sacramento due to his drinking of his victims’ blood and his cannibalism. He did this as part of a delusion that he needed to prevent Nazis from turning his blood into powder via poison they had planted beneath his soap dish"- Listverse. He was sentenced to death by gas chamber but many of the inmates feared him and urged him to commit suicide. He died from an overdose of antidepressants.



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1. Gilles de Rais [September 4, 1404-October 26, 1440]

Rais, a French nobleman, started killing people as a military captain in the army lead by Joan of Arc. Rais was accused of the deaths of up to 600 young boys and some young girls, many all of which had blue eyes and blond hair that resembled his childhood self. His servant Henriet collected the children and watched as his master massacred the children and helped drain out the blood because Rais derived the most pleasure from bathing in the blood of the children. "His servants would stab a child in the jugular vein, and let the blood squirt over him. The room was often steeped in blood. When the horrible deed was done, and the child was dead, the marshal would be filled with grief for what he had done, and would toss weeping and praying on a bed, or recite fervent prayers and litanies on his knees, whilst his servants washed the floor, and burned in the huge fireplace the bodies of the murdered children" -Listverse. Rais would then be delighted by the odor of their burning flesh.




    Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

Gangster Signals

Wassup Bitches!

So I was scrolling through my Instagram feed this morning when I saw this girl post multiple pictures of herself with some weird kind of gangster-looking hand gestures. She posted like about ten of those fuckingpictures. So obviously I unfollowed her. Stupid wannabe.

But soon after, curiousity got the best of me and I Googled up what the heck she was signaling 'bout.

And so today kids, I learned some cool new hand gestures.

Learn them with me and teach your friends! They'll sure be appreciated by all your parents and teachers; and hey, if you're lucky, throw up the Eastside signal on the streets of Compton, California and maybe if you're lucky and put up the wrong signal to the wrong thug, you, my friend, will receive a free bloody nose.






 


And my favorite ones below....
The Blogger Signals
Ooooooh! SO Badass
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And of course, the gang signs of the deaf.









    Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.

My Food Adventures II


Temps de l'aventure,
allez attraper vos amis,
nous allons terres très lointaines.
avec Jake le chien,
et Fin de l'humain,
le plaisir ne s'arrête jamais,
fois l'aventure!


That my friends is the Adventure Time theme song in french. Really bad french I might add. 
(psssst I google translated it!)

Anyways, here's to another episode of *drumroll*

MY FOOD ADVENTURES

In Paris, Las Vegas  fancy, fancy~


 I was first introduced to this wonderful buffet they had called "Le Village Buffet" on our beloved internet. It's ranked fifth for best buffet food in Las Vegas as deemed by lasvegasdirect.com.
Heres the full ranking:

1. Sterling Brunch at Bally's -decked out with real silverware and white-gloved, tuxedoed waiters, featuring
ostrich tenderloin and Maine lobster, unlimited lobster tails and caviar. Children's reduced price? a whooping $85



2. Bacchanal Buffet at Caesar's Palace -high end elegant setting, master chefs, food from around the world made exquisitely and served in individual plates and containers



3. Bellagio Buffet -fabulous array of foods with a caviar bar and buffalo steak



4. The Buffet at Wynn

5. Le Village Buffet at Paris

6. The Wicked Spoon Buffet at Cosmopolitan

7. The Buffet at Aria

8. Village Seafood Buffet at Rio Suites

9. Rio's Carnival World Hotel at Rio

10. Cravings at The Mirage 

Le Village Buffet was pretty pricey as buffets go but well-worth the money for all the foodies out there, including me. The atmosphere of the buffet is absolutely adordable, featuring a Disneyland cottage feeling of coziness and sectioned into the different parts of France. Brunch is $33 per person.
Here's some picstures from my brunch experience there.

Here's the front entrance...





The right side...
Front entrance with a waitress in French 1800 clothing...

My blueberry crepe with whipped cream before I dissected it...
My crepe after I dissected it...

creamy soft serve vanilla on a wafer cone...

My pesto covered crepe before...

Stuffed with grilled mushrooms...

Green Pepper quiche...




delicious thick creme brulee...
steak <3...


One of the many sections to dine...


So much.....

Mmmmmmm....

The seafood area...

The food is catagroized into provinces of France and each of their specialities...

Made-to-order customizable crepe area!

Lovely sunset painted sky with dim romantic lighting...



One of the provinces...


                                             
And Last, But surely not least Bon Appetit!




                                             Kate Zoe Copyright 2013. All Rights Reserved.