My Food Adventures

ADVENTURE TIME,
COME ON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
WE'RE GOING TO VERY DISTANT LANDS
WITH KATY KATY AND KATY KATY
THE FOOD NEVER ENDS
ADVENTURE TIMEEEE

I probably just brought shame and dishonor to my family for killing the lyrics to the theme song of one of the best tv shows on this side of the universe. (I also have an obsession for Criminal Minds, it's unhealthy)
Many people think Adventure Time creeps them out. Thats just weird. You creep me out.
And others say it's a dumb kids' show. That's just weird. You're dumb.

But aside from all that, back to the main post.

It's just going to be of all the food I have eaten and actually taken pictures of in my itouch.
So the cereal I ate this morning will not be included. Unless that is something you'd be interesting in seeing, then comment me and I will satisfy your strange cereal picture fetish.

I'll also caption the place I bought it (that is if I remember, most food get digested and pooped out and I forget about it) and who made it if it was homemade.

 This was one of those "just because" presents my mom usually brings home. It was goooood. 

Creamy coffee soaked angel cake layered between generous heapings of fresh whipped cream and a single coffee bean on top (can you see it??) all wrapped in delicated film on top of a thin foil dessert liner

they sell it by the slice at those asian 99 Ranch Market bakeries

 this I didnt eat, regrettably.
I was just taking pictures of asian bakery cakes

I love asian cakes, they're so moist and soft, not too sweet, not too bland and low on fat, high in protein

look at those shiny peaches, omg orgasm

 this is was a dish from a trip to Ojiya, a traditional Japanese sushi restaurant with my best friend and her family. I hate those wannabe white-washed sushi restaurants. freaking disgraces to society.

The tuna is seared on the outside, slightly revealing light pink, blush of meat on the inside when thinnly sliced.
There's this sweet, salty sauce poured over the meat and delicate slivers of radish whites placed on top, with a sprinkling of roasted garlic crumbles garnished over.

best sushi ever. hands down. mouth open. wow this is starting to sound wrong.

 I made this.
yes, I can cook & bake

This is a Portuguese style take on the traditional Hong Kong Egg Tarts. I went to San Francisco last week and the egg tarts in Downtown Chinatown were beautiful ecstasy in your mouth.

The custard is creamy from the heavy whipping cream and I paired it with the recipe for buttery, flaky pie crust made with genuine cream butter.

The result is pure unadulterated perfection.

 I made this too.
It was my lil' booger's 8th birthday and I decided to bake her my all-time favorite cake since I was little: TARO CAKE
 Dont judge me, she doesnt have a preferance for cake so I choose my favorite flavor and it was a surprise anyway.
 I know taro sounds like some kind of anime henti porn crap but it's this purple white looking root vegetable....yea it's weird
BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD trust me

try a slice of it, they sell it at asian bakeries, and yes by now you should know I'm asian, because most of the things I eat are werid and asian.

 This was the first time I had Chile's and it was ehh alright. It looks really appetizing though. This was with all my guy friends to celebrate the end of finals testing.

Cajun Chicken Alfredo with Garlic Bread.

 We had a calorie to see who could give themselves a heart attack first. My best friend came over before Thanksgiving break and we had pie and LOADS of fluffy white whipped cream.

Just thinking about made me pop another vein from fatty molecule build up.

This was from Costco.
My second home. Because they have free food, big sofas, and toilets. All I need to survive.

 I have Chinese School every damn Sunday so I'm always cramming my work in on Saturdays.

I made this. It's a sorry attempt for a crepe but it was pretty good.

that is all.

 OH SHIT BUCKETS

HOT DAMN DONKEY BALLS THIS WAS SO NASTY

Airplane food should be illegal for human comsumption, man, even goats wouldnt eat it, and goats eat everything. EVERYTHING. dont ask how I know. I just do...

But China Airlines food is even worse than normal airplane food. Oh gawd the awful memories....

 THE COBBLESTONE
 from Panera
is
amazinggggg.

The muffin part is moist and thick full of aromatic cinnamon and caramel flavors. The strusel inside is gooey and if you heat this baby up, you're life is complete. All of it drizzled over with a sweet confection of icing. utterly amazing.

 This is my all time favorite drink. The Red Bean Ice. You rarely find this in asian restaurants but it does exist. Personally I believe ABC Cafe in Montery Park, CA makes the ultimate best but that's only because it was a childhood thing for me, I used to go there once a week since I was 5 until I was 10 with my parents and I'd get the same thing for five fucking years. dedication man. Kim Kardashian should learn something about marraige dedication through my love of these drinks.

The fluffy shaved ice is supposed to be mixed in with sweetened condensed milk second in the layer along with the fresh heavy cream. And lastly on the bottom, the purple "red" beans all warm and beautifully perfect. *sighs* (it's okay, I'm straight, I have a crush for food but would never have sex with one, even if it sounds like I'm going to right now)

 I made these.
yes, yes I did.

They're chewy white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. wow thats a long ass name.

They're cookies, enough said.

 I made this too.

This was for our Algebra II class last year for the Pi Day celebration, the day where nerds and geeks like me rejoice and have wild parties late at night with their calculator and Pokemon collections. Yes, a naughty night indeed.

This is a peach and pear pie with lattice top and an entirely cream butter made crust, no shortening, so your arteries will blow off any second. and roasted pecans embedded under the lattice design. As a final touch, a light sprinkling of those big chucks of cane azucar.

 Here's another picture of the Pi

(you see what I did there?? hahhaha....yeaa)

 Carl's Jr. Bitchessssss!

BEHOLD THE BEAUTIFUL 6 DOLLA BURGER

...there I go calling food beautiful again

 Yea, as you have noticed I'm tired of commenting on all this food, cause well I eat everyday and I eat a lot and yea all food is good food. unless it's airplane "food", because airplane "food" is poison. and you can't eat poison.

This is a legit crepe from a legit French shop in the shopping plaza in Brea, CA
I ordered a nutella filled , banana sliced, chocolate drizzled, whipped cream covered crepe with a side of vanilla ice cream.

Once again, I've ordered too much for my greedy little rat hands to handle so two other friends also helped pitch in for a bite.

 I made this.
Homemade pizza, doesnt get better than that.
except homemade lasagna which I also make but I dont have a decent picture of one yet that doesnt look like red, brown, and white, shit. It's good, really good, but looks like...shit.

Anyways, this pizza is deep dish, with my favorite flavor, which is "EVERTHING" flavor. There's bell peppers, sausages, beef, tomatos, fresh mozzerella, sauce from scratch and mushrooms. perfection.

 Chipotle! The home to white wannabe mexican food and cheap people who get the water cup but get soda, like MEE! I've only done that once and I go there all the time so it's not a loss of profit for them but I sincerely feel bad.

Every time I go I get the same fucking items on the menu. Cause I'm just that fucking person.

I get the burrito or bowl to go with white rice, black beans, extra steak, mild salsa, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, and if I'm in a good mood then lettuce. otherwise no.

So according to this picture I must have been in a good mood. Or I was having constipation problems from my lack of vegetable diet and finally decided to do something about it.

 Another asian cake!

same 99 Ranch Market bakery.

 This was actually a picture sent to me by my best friend. (notice the difference of picture quality on her iphone compared to my crappy itouch camera??)

This was an apricot cheesecake looking pie from Coco's.

Looks good, except I didn't get any so therefore it's not good anymore.

 I barbecued. Yes, I can barbecue too.
I feel like I'm advertising myself for a housewife position or something.
"Yes, I can bake, cook, barbecue and wash your underwear. No, no sir I don't give head"


Anyways, we have beef dogs, pineapple chicken meatballs from Costco, some salsa I chopped up, and a huge ass steak that resembles a bird of some sort....

 SOUPLANTION! THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

I really mean it when I say that because first of all, I don't really enoy Disneyland, so it's definitely not the happiest place on earth for me.
I got lost there when I was five. Fucking scariest thing in my life. The lines are unreasonably long, I almost suffocated in some woman's buttcheeks when people were squeezed together for a parade and the tickets are crazy expensive. I dont poop money! I poop Poop!

back to Souplantion, THEY HAVE ALL CAN EAT DELICIOUS SOUP. enough said.

This is a dish from my second favorite chinese restaurant called Ji Rong in Temple City, CA.

The walnut shrimp is not the fucking shit from Panda Express. Guys, Panda Express does not sell chinese food, that is not chinese food.

This is like food orgy. The combination of crisp lettuce piled high with ginormous sized shrimp that are delicately crispy on the outside and succulent on the inside. smmothered in creamy saucy and topped with maple coated, candied walnuts, slightly hot from their recent coating of confection.

And another picture from Chile's.

This was my best friend's plate of food. I stole some of it; it was good.

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